its an occasion.
this world without reason is celebrating a Century of visits today.
and on this very day, with some ten so called posts
the blog suddenly went so cool.
A list of acknowledgments all in a go.....
to my friend Paul (http://garbageidea.wordpress.com/) for endowing it with the present look along with the additional attribute, in inspiration to the Google Blackle (http://www.blackle.com/) "the energy saving search".
Almost every fascinating feature on the blog belongs to net-pro-paul
to
my avid critic Phoenix,
my intimate readers and friends out there in the comment section..
to the silent readers from Cu Kiit and Bhu
to the message the world is about to realise...
"that nothing ever happens for some reason whatsoever...it Just happens"
aNd
to the diffidently but accepted and the only truthful existence of - "ChaoS"
"its a toast"
it happened...
and its still happening
hail the world where we seek no reasons
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Sunday, June 21, 2009
The e-mail story
Sunday, June 21, 2009
may Humour prevail.......
Last few days i was really kind of pre-occupied with something i consider my
life worth doing; and wow what a quality time i had reviewing the works of the
greatest of all scientists Dr.Sir C.V.Raman;
precise to some few areas in spectroscopy involved with whole new tribe of
materials known as Smart Materials.
Meeting people from different parts of country, oh yes! a few outsiders too ,
Increasing the numbers on my gtalk,orkut and facebook list........
chatTing unprofessionally and ofcourse professionally most of those times.
In my job one fine day I was asked to collect some information from random
google search [which you know isn't so easy unless you have a friend like the
one i have.....the Net-Pro-Paul.(meet him on http://garbageidea.wordpress.com/)]
And since i had no good reasons straining my eyes 'doing my job myself'
i decided to mail some people at the Raman Research Institute(rri)
...and heck; i had a sequence of emails in this process and those days involved
within forming itself into a story;so well in itself........ that i thought
i should bring it before you...
let me share the raw fun............i ain't editing nothing!!
(okay...okay...i'will bold out the fun lines considering your sense of humour)
1st mail : story begins
_______________________
frombinnygoswami@gmail.com
to alpana@rri.res.in,antara@rri.res.in,
archana@rri.res.in,deepak@rri.res.in,chandra@rri.res.in
date Fri, Jun 5, 2009 at 12:07 AM
subject hi
mailed-by gmail.com
hi,
i am presently working as a summer intern at IISER-kolkata, studying
and reviewing RAMAN spectroscopy.
could you please help me with a list of liquid and/or gas
samples(atleast 20) which come out to give best details for the basic
experiment of RAMAN spectroscopy in which a monochromatic light is
passed thru the sample (i need to know) and then the spectrum being
studied in spectrometer.
regards.
__________________________
"meanwhile my fellow engineer friend, Paul was online and i just told him
the same.i swear in that particular moment he was like "what??...spectro
...why the hell are you up with it!"(he made sense as we are into mechanical
engineering.....)"
but
then in the next 2 minutes to go,he also came up with some three or four
pdf files with a hell large collection of the matter i was exactly concerned.
"there's something very special in you if your destiny has assigned you
into engineering
i'll tell you what!!.....just go till the end.
___________________________
2 days after....
from deepak@rri.res.in
to binnygoswami@gmail.com
date Sun, Jun 7, 2009 at 1:20 PM
subject Re: hi
mailed-by rri.res.in
Hi Friend,
Actually, I don't work in Raman Spectroscopy at all. But I can
tell u e-mail ID of some person to whom u can contact.
suchandsandeep@gmail.com
Deepak
___________________________
some 9 hrs later....
from binnygoswami@gmail.com
to deepak@rri.res.in
date Sun, Jun 7, 2009 at 10:17 PM
subject Re: hi
mailed-by gmail.com
heyy........
thanks a lot deepak.
______________________________
in some quick 3 minutes thereafter......
from binnygoswami@gmail.com
to suchandsandeep@gmail.com
date Sun, Jun 7, 2009 at 10:20 PM
subject hi
mailed-by gmail.com
hi,
i am presently working as a summer intern at IISER-kolkata, studying
and reviewing RAMAN spectroscopy.
could you please help me with a list of liquid and/or gas
samples(atleast 20) which come out to give best details for the basic
experiment of RAMAN spectroscopy in which a monochromatic light is
passed thru the sample (i need to know) and then the spectrum being
studied in spectrometer.
regards.
_________________________________
3 days after....
(and all the fun lies here in this mail.......just attend the lines i
did make it quite noticable.....)
from suchandsandeep@gmail.com
to binnygoswami@gmail.com
date Wed, Jun 10, 2009 at 11:16 PM
subject Re: hi
mailed-by gmail.com
Hi Friend,
We are not really working on Raman spectroscopy at the Raman Research
Institute (what an irony!).
You can probably contact some of the
students of Prof. A.K.Sood at IISc who routinely work on Raman
spectroscopy. If you are looking for SERS, then you can contact
students of Prof. Chandrabhas at JNCASR.
Off hand, most of the organic solvents show characteristic Raman
lines, like Acetone, Ethanol, methanol, benzene, etc etc. Water, CS2
etc are other inorganic solvents wuth known Raman lines.
On the gas side, most of the diatomic molecules like h2, N2 etc
have known Raman lines.
Best Regards,
Sandeep.
the irony part....fancy that
______________________________________________
amongst all these mails the one liner; that irony from sandeep made me
laugh a bit on how things can be like; i mean you search out something somewhere and find it lying with someone else...and yes luckily no one's to be blamed...as no one is wrong.....
this post isn't an offense to any of the person involved above......please don't
misinterpret me.it does actually intends to bring out the fact how humorous a person
can still be remaining in such quality ranks busy doing such quality works all time and how things can line up forming a story which you always like to share with your pals......i mean having the whole bunch of answer on first go and even then keep searching for it expecting more and more fun to evolve.......and you never go unhappy.
Again what i'm up with these destiny assigned engineers comes like...
They really can provide you with the most required info in some quickest
valuble minutes.......no matter if he knows even a shit about it or not....
or rather and practically there's nothing an engineer doesn't know
"devoted to net-pro-paul"
Then no matter what's the field; an engineer can still do spectroscopy.....and yes form stories of emails
And yes we make you laugh.........of nothing u see.....isn't it!!
"u must be laughing either 'at the oneliner' or 'at yourself for reading these many
mails just for the same oneliner'......ha ha ha ha!!
the law of engineering says,
"if you don't know it...confuse the one who dared asked you"
don't know.........is that even a word??
naaaaah
coming up soon : the Passport story
Last few days i was really kind of pre-occupied with something i consider my
life worth doing; and wow what a quality time i had reviewing the works of the
greatest of all scientists Dr.Sir C.V.Raman;
precise to some few areas in spectroscopy involved with whole new tribe of
materials known as Smart Materials.
Meeting people from different parts of country, oh yes! a few outsiders too ,
Increasing the numbers on my gtalk,orkut and facebook list........
chatTing unprofessionally and ofcourse professionally most of those times.
In my job one fine day I was asked to collect some information from random
google search [which you know isn't so easy unless you have a friend like the
one i have.....the Net-Pro-Paul.(meet him on http://garbageidea.wordpress.com/)]
And since i had no good reasons straining my eyes 'doing my job myself'
i decided to mail some people at the Raman Research Institute(rri)
...and heck; i had a sequence of emails in this process and those days involved
within forming itself into a story;so well in itself........ that i thought
i should bring it before you...
let me share the raw fun............i ain't editing nothing!!
(okay...okay...i'will bold out the fun lines considering your sense of humour)
1st mail : story begins
_______________________
from
to alpana@rri.res.in,antara@rri.res.in,
archana@rri.res.in,deepak@rri.res.in,chandra@rri.res.in
date Fri, Jun 5, 2009 at 12:07 AM
subject hi
mailed-by gmail.com
hi,
i am presently working as a summer intern at IISER-kolkata, studying
and reviewing RAMAN spectroscopy.
could you please help me with a list of liquid and/or gas
samples(atleast 20) which come out to give best details for the basic
experiment of RAMAN spectroscopy in which a monochromatic light is
passed thru the sample (i need to know) and then the spectrum being
studied in spectrometer.
regards.
__________________________
"meanwhile my fellow engineer friend, Paul was online and i just told him
the same.i swear in that particular moment he was like "what??...spectro
...why the hell are you up with it!"(he made sense as we are into mechanical
engineering.....)"
but
then in the next 2 minutes to go,he also came up with some three or four
pdf files with a hell large collection of the matter i was exactly concerned.
"there's something very special in you if your destiny has assigned you
into engineering
i'll tell you what!!.....just go till the end.
___________________________
2 days after....
from deepak@rri.res.in
to binnygoswami@gmail.com
date Sun, Jun 7, 2009 at 1:20 PM
subject Re: hi
mailed-by rri.res.in
Hi Friend,
Actually, I don't work in Raman Spectroscopy at all. But I can
tell u e-mail ID of some person to whom u can contact.
suchandsandeep@gmail.com
Deepak
___________________________
some 9 hrs later....
from binnygoswami@gmail.com
to deepak@rri.res.in
date Sun, Jun 7, 2009 at 10:17 PM
subject Re: hi
mailed-by gmail.com
heyy........
thanks a lot deepak.
______________________________
in some quick 3 minutes thereafter......
from binnygoswami@gmail.com
to suchandsandeep@gmail.com
date Sun, Jun 7, 2009 at 10:20 PM
subject hi
mailed-by gmail.com
hi,
i am presently working as a summer intern at IISER-kolkata, studying
and reviewing RAMAN spectroscopy.
could you please help me with a list of liquid and/or gas
samples(atleast 20) which come out to give best details for the basic
experiment of RAMAN spectroscopy in which a monochromatic light is
passed thru the sample (i need to know) and then the spectrum being
studied in spectrometer.
regards.
_________________________________
3 days after....
(and all the fun lies here in this mail.......just attend the lines i
did make it quite noticable.....)
from suchandsandeep@gmail.com
to binnygoswami@gmail.com
date Wed, Jun 10, 2009 at 11:16 PM
subject Re: hi
mailed-by gmail.com
Hi Friend,
We are not really working on Raman spectroscopy at the Raman Research
Institute (what an irony!).
You can probably contact some of the
students of Prof. A.K.Sood at IISc who routinely work on Raman
spectroscopy. If you are looking for SERS, then you can contact
students of Prof. Chandrabhas at JNCASR.
Off hand, most of the organic solvents show characteristic Raman
lines, like Acetone, Ethanol, methanol, benzene, etc etc. Water, CS2
etc are other inorganic solvents wuth known Raman lines.
On the gas side, most of the diatomic molecules like h2, N2 etc
have known Raman lines.
Best Regards,
Sandeep.
the irony part....fancy that
______________________________________________
amongst all these mails the one liner; that irony from sandeep made me
laugh a bit on how things can be like; i mean you search out something somewhere and find it lying with someone else...and yes luckily no one's to be blamed...as no one is wrong.....
this post isn't an offense to any of the person involved above......please don't
misinterpret me.it does actually intends to bring out the fact how humorous a person
can still be remaining in such quality ranks busy doing such quality works all time and how things can line up forming a story which you always like to share with your pals......i mean having the whole bunch of answer on first go and even then keep searching for it expecting more and more fun to evolve.......and you never go unhappy.
Again what i'm up with these destiny assigned engineers comes like...
They really can provide you with the most required info in some quickest
valuble minutes.......no matter if he knows even a shit about it or not....
or rather and practically there's nothing an engineer doesn't know
"devoted to net-pro-paul"
Then no matter what's the field; an engineer can still do spectroscopy.....and yes form stories of emails
And yes we make you laugh.........of nothing u see.....isn't it!!
"u must be laughing either 'at the oneliner' or 'at yourself for reading these many
mails just for the same oneliner'......ha ha ha ha!!
the law of engineering says,
"if you don't know it...confuse the one who dared asked you"
don't know.........is that even a word??
naaaaah
coming up soon : the Passport story
Thursday, June 11, 2009
sLeeP-tAlkS.........and those before
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Corporate-India was what we were up with; the first day of our pre-placement training classes..........and the man on stage in his sissy gayish english accent.....ho-huming the crap out of us; like as expected as it could be --- "ordinary people prophesying out what they could recognise as smartness"...........and heckk those aurora of unwantedness luckily vanishes out as such people get off stage.
but this time.........
"heyy guys! tell me how do you describe yourself in one word?"
(all of a sudden he popped this to the inactive crowd....maybe just to enhance interaction)
and all i could think was.............."do hell man! not for a duration of some 60 seconds even; can a person be described.............. and then.......what???..... 'in a word!!!!'.....................should we lie now?"
some hundreds of answers came out ironically of the audience anyhow------- confident, leader, honest , friendly, determined, focussed...........and blah blah blah (u can never get smart if engineers are around)...........but myself seated at some really back bench; and all i could sense was that i was slowly falling short of all those one-BiG-words.......
i really didn't wanna cause any mark of disgrace to the fact i just mentioned .......
..........i wanted to outsmart in every possible way and neither could i disregard my perceptions.......
so what came out of me was simply awesome.......maybe it sounds obsessive.....but ya it was awesome
and i didn't say one-BiggiE
rather i said ........... "diFferEnt"...... everyday
outsmarted....(we are good at this)
but hell............this shook me badly thereafter.
why did i fall short of words afterall
why did the question had no answer from me........
why was i confused........
why didn't i know myself?
and is it happening only to me?
nights after night had gone........but no; i didn't forget that question.
and now like no other time but hell whenever the myself spoke to me.....it questioned
just questioned
....and i sleep-wrote (this is a disclosure.......answer to the question when do i write) them somehow
and all i could collect were some more real questions
convergent again and again.......and again
to the simple OnE-thing
Who aM i?
why do i exist?
why am i bewildered all those times when it comes to me?
Am i the only one arguing myself , sleep-writing?
Or am i The Adam daring a hope---
"that i may not be an exception"
and..
you might be my tribe!!
and you might be daunted
just daunted!
am i fake?
displaying this syndrome..
or are you unaware..
of me
and those many; like me...suffering
just suffering.
am i practically existing?
or just a person in dream
most of whose thoughts are lost
the moment he tries hardcopying
just hardcopying.
am i proud of my uniqueness?
or a result of dissatisfaction
or a clueless youngster
just clueless.
am i seeking an answer?
or is it unworthy, just.......unwanted
or am i........assailable
still assailable.
am i one of you?
or do i need.....being pitied
just pitied.
Or
am i about to be the one?
an institution...
of change,
the unseen,
the unimagined,
reding the rest...
bORn
yet not tabooed
just tabooed
"ALL i wish is that i were an automated mechanism producing stuffs on paper while i could recline and sleep-think
just......
yes just sleep-think"
but this time.........
"heyy guys! tell me how do you describe yourself in one word?"
(all of a sudden he popped this to the inactive crowd....maybe just to enhance interaction)
and all i could think was.............."do hell man! not for a duration of some 60 seconds even; can a person be described.............. and then.......what???..... 'in a word!!!!'.....................should we lie now?"
some hundreds of answers came out ironically of the audience anyhow------- confident, leader, honest , friendly, determined, focussed...........and blah blah blah (u can never get smart if engineers are around)...........but myself seated at some really back bench; and all i could sense was that i was slowly falling short of all those one-BiG-words.......
i really didn't wanna cause any mark of disgrace to the fact i just mentioned .......
..........i wanted to outsmart in every possible way and neither could i disregard my perceptions.......
so what came out of me was simply awesome.......maybe it sounds obsessive.....but ya it was awesome
and i didn't say one-BiggiE
rather i said ........... "diFferEnt"...... everyday
outsmarted....(we are good at this)
but hell............this shook me badly thereafter.
why did i fall short of words afterall
why did the question had no answer from me........
why was i confused........
why didn't i know myself?
and is it happening only to me?
nights after night had gone........but no; i didn't forget that question.
and now like no other time but hell whenever the myself spoke to me.....it questioned
just questioned
....and i sleep-wrote (this is a disclosure.......answer to the question when do i write) them somehow
and all i could collect were some more real questions
convergent again and again.......and again
to the simple OnE-thing
Who aM i?
why do i exist?
why am i bewildered all those times when it comes to me?
Am i the only one arguing myself , sleep-writing?
Or am i The Adam daring a hope---
"that i may not be an exception"
and..
you might be my tribe!!
and you might be daunted
just daunted!
am i fake?
displaying this syndrome..
or are you unaware..
of me
and those many; like me...suffering
just suffering.
am i practically existing?
or just a person in dream
most of whose thoughts are lost
the moment he tries hardcopying
just hardcopying.
am i proud of my uniqueness?
or a result of dissatisfaction
or a clueless youngster
just clueless.
am i seeking an answer?
or is it unworthy, just.......unwanted
or am i........assailable
still assailable.
am i one of you?
or do i need.....being pitied
just pitied.
Or
am i about to be the one?
an institution...
of change,
the unseen,
the unimagined,
reding the rest...
bORn
yet not tabooed
just tabooed
"ALL i wish is that i were an automated mechanism producing stuffs on paper while i could recline and sleep-think
just......
yes just sleep-think"
Monday, June 8, 2009
to all those moments of togetherness.....A toasT!
Monday, June 8, 2009
i don't know if you remember this but the first time i met the 'real you" was in the lab.....we both being the unluckiest twos among a big class of say eighty.............doing our experiments all alone; while others being in groups............i remember that as all times i had no observations in hand even after a big half hour..........and i looked at you......when u were scribbling on the notebook with atleast 2 or 3.
i simply asked you...............and you dared helped........when we were strictly prohibited from uttering a word or else a F-grade...............u see that meant really bad
All those remaining days of the semesters............we two always together..........everytime we being asked the least count...................and heck everytime nomatter what.....we both said the wrong answers...........i still don't know why we couldnt divide 1 and 100 successfully for 3 long consecutive weeks..........u see.
thats the similarity....we were the un and dou with consistent A .........uff the grade thing.
That first event of kritansh and i came to you the night before..........at around 12:30 a.m; clueless ;I swear to god i didn't have the slightest idea what the event was about......but i knew that together we will have fun.......and together we decided.......made it three and then the fantastic 4s.......were the disasters on the big screen next day.................i wont forget it the whole life......
With all these to happen.......don't you think we were really the happy ones singing and freaking around against the flow of the time..............we developed those "7 is to 5" code providing maximum efficiency for the bullshit semester exams.......hehe.
That electrical paper..............those hardly 2 hrS of study the night before (no grl in this globe will ever believe it...right?)............and then "dekha jo tujhe yaar.........dil me baji guitar"
..........thE single lonely hit those days.
Those early days of second year......not a single class of those two subjects (i even can't recall those names.....god save me) did we attend........those euphoria in the supplies of all kinds of movies and slowly you evolved to be the most wonderful consultant regarding video advices i know till date........remember how we watched those 3 parts of final destination.........and all in a night.........those wiping of irregularly functioning dvds with our soft undergarments and soaps of anykind so that they could run on the laptop media players...........just run...........Gordon Bennet..........i really miss those days when we had lesser number of headphones and the "vlc full bass and treble" effects were used in small corners of darked out rooms and we sat in groups watching wonders and atleast after all those freaky stuffs i never met a person who watched more wonderful movies than we have............
Don't you think they are the real real memories than now when we all managed to have branded headphones from our "bag money go fest" schemes...............hell !! i want everyone to lose their headphones....i swear to god.
heyyy we always teased time u see............watching ipl and prison-break amidst those semesters and then '2 and a half men' and 'how i met your mother'........and some of those episodes of 'shaktiman' in the days of video shortage.......haha
.............we are a new tribe of addicts you see
.....we ain't smokers but we are lookers....we damn can watch anything.
yes i'm craftily pointing towards those 'birds-watching' from our windows as well
heckk......did we really ever study.......i don't think....do u?
and then the came revolution; almost of a sudden....the board games.......oh god it deserves the highest of all fives.....SAY Hi 5.
heyy you always defeated me yOU sidekick....damn it; i wont forget even that......but i learned a lot from you.....the skill of being passionate......i mean those ways you do your stuffs so easily and successfully............those comfort zone of understanding i see in your eyes when i give my li'l no sense making speeches........those attributes of moving ahead in life.....i don't think i could have ever had.....
............but hey this brought the end of the third year.......and the beginning just dissolved while i was recalling.....you see.
In the time to come and flow ever after.................i hope we always tease the clocks as we ever did........afterall you know rules ain't our stuff........we got to piss on them........let our laws of engineering prevail.......let the music go louder and louder..........let the world bring more new movies and Oh God! let every headphone be smashed under some invisible toes
.....be together and we'll watch Dil Chahta Hai over and over again
.....heyy with this final year approaching this mighty ship of time will suck us down the sea.......but i know you didn't forget the words of JACK---"take a deep breath when i say go".......u trust me.....a deep deep breath.........and no matter what....don't leave my hands....and keep your legs fluttering........and trust me we'll make it........trust me
......and yes we will be the kings of the world......over n over again all our life......stretching out our hands against the winds.........bending down watching those beautiful dolphins moving ahead the bow.......
........God i lost my way down the memory lane again!
but you understand it right..
i simply asked you...............and you dared helped........when we were strictly prohibited from uttering a word or else a F-grade...............u see that meant really bad
All those remaining days of the semesters............we two always together..........everytime we being asked the least count...................and heck everytime nomatter what.....we both said the wrong answers...........i still don't know why we couldnt divide 1 and 100 successfully for 3 long consecutive weeks..........u see.
thats the similarity....we were the un and dou with consistent A .........uff the grade thing.
That first event of kritansh and i came to you the night before..........at around 12:30 a.m; clueless ;I swear to god i didn't have the slightest idea what the event was about......but i knew that together we will have fun.......and together we decided.......made it three and then the fantastic 4s.......were the disasters on the big screen next day.................i wont forget it the whole life......
With all these to happen.......don't you think we were really the happy ones singing and freaking around against the flow of the time..............we developed those "7 is to 5" code providing maximum efficiency for the bullshit semester exams.......hehe.
That electrical paper..............those hardly 2 hrS of study the night before (no grl in this globe will ever believe it...right?)............and then "dekha jo tujhe yaar.........dil me baji guitar"
..........thE single lonely hit those days.
Those early days of second year......not a single class of those two subjects (i even can't recall those names.....god save me) did we attend........those euphoria in the supplies of all kinds of movies and slowly you evolved to be the most wonderful consultant regarding video advices i know till date........remember how we watched those 3 parts of final destination.........and all in a night.........those wiping of irregularly functioning dvds with our soft undergarments and soaps of anykind so that they could run on the laptop media players...........just run...........Gordon Bennet..........i really miss those days when we had lesser number of headphones and the "vlc full bass and treble" effects were used in small corners of darked out rooms and we sat in groups watching wonders and atleast after all those freaky stuffs i never met a person who watched more wonderful movies than we have............
Don't you think they are the real real memories than now when we all managed to have branded headphones from our "bag money go fest" schemes...............hell !! i want everyone to lose their headphones....i swear to god.
heyyy we always teased time u see............watching ipl and prison-break amidst those semesters and then '2 and a half men' and 'how i met your mother'........and some of those episodes of 'shaktiman' in the days of video shortage.......haha
.............we are a new tribe of addicts you see
.....we ain't smokers but we are lookers....we damn can watch anything.
yes i'm craftily pointing towards those 'birds-watching' from our windows as well
heckk......did we really ever study.......i don't think....do u?
and then the came revolution; almost of a sudden....the board games.......oh god it deserves the highest of all fives.....SAY Hi 5.
heyy you always defeated me yOU sidekick....damn it; i wont forget even that......but i learned a lot from you.....the skill of being passionate......i mean those ways you do your stuffs so easily and successfully............those comfort zone of understanding i see in your eyes when i give my li'l no sense making speeches........those attributes of moving ahead in life.....i don't think i could have ever had.....
............but hey this brought the end of the third year.......and the beginning just dissolved while i was recalling.....you see.
In the time to come and flow ever after.................i hope we always tease the clocks as we ever did........afterall you know rules ain't our stuff........we got to piss on them........let our laws of engineering prevail.......let the music go louder and louder..........let the world bring more new movies and Oh God! let every headphone be smashed under some invisible toes
.....be together and we'll watch Dil Chahta Hai over and over again
.....heyy with this final year approaching this mighty ship of time will suck us down the sea.......but i know you didn't forget the words of JACK---"take a deep breath when i say go".......u trust me.....a deep deep breath.........and no matter what....don't leave my hands....and keep your legs fluttering........and trust me we'll make it........trust me
......and yes we will be the kings of the world......over n over again all our life......stretching out our hands against the winds.........bending down watching those beautiful dolphins moving ahead the bow.......
........God i lost my way down the memory lane again!
but you understand it right..
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